For sale meeeeeeeeee

I'm asking 1,000,000,000,000,000$

If you buy me you'll own me and you'll get your money back!

I come with hair fingers and toes (got five of each) and a face! With a mustache!

I'm so post to put the price her but noooo!

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I am me and me is good and garnered what!

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