By, Cory Whitehead

About him

He was once a man looking to get high fast so he sucked and sucked until he passed out. When he awoke he noticed his eyes were bloodshot and knew something happened; and it had to be good to have awesome eyes without contacts. He later went on to discover that he sucked on the wrong thing and discovered it was Helium he sucked instead. After that realization it was only natural he had super powers since his eyes were red.