YFL Week 2
Ron Jeremy Performance Award for the top scoring player of the week:
Peschel Sauce (Tom Brady, 51.44), 2015 is...
Aaron Hernandez Award for the worst decision of the week:
Ball So Hard University, for starting Terrance West, a fumble-prone slug, playing behind Sankey and McCluster in the fugliest RBBC in the NFL.
Bridesmaid Award for scoring the highest point total for a losing team; always a bridesmaid, never a bride:
Ball So Hard University (160.10) - a new season record.
1. The Yinzers (2-0)
The Yinz narrowly defeated Ball So Hard U by 2.2 points, with standout performances by franchise QB Aaron Rodgers, 2-week wonder DWill and stud rookie WR Amari Cooper. More importantly, in the face of upsets and underperformance across the league, The Yinzers had a high floor with an average of 7.55 pts across non-breakouts and the highest scoring bench (103.8).
2. Pablo the Champ (1-1)
Pablo watched his beloved fish get squished by Jacksonville this weekend, but at least he got to rosterbate to Tannehill/Landry going off again.
3. Geno's Jaw (1-1)
Geno scored the most points of the week (196.22), with breakout numbers from Robinson, Decker, Beckham and Big Ben. The Jets, and Geno himself, silenced the haters... this week.
4. Big Butter & Eggman (1-1)
Of course he should've benched Brees in favor of Kaepernick. Isn't fantasy football cruel? The Eggman must be pretty stocked to get Le'Veon back.
5. Evil Empire (1-1)
It was a bad week at the Empire with a pair of goose eggs from Evans & Roddy, and Luck's worst performance of the year. The Empire will strike back.
6. Peschel Sauce (1-1)
Struggling with the loss of Dez and CJ's anemic start to the season, even Brady and Edelman's combined 79.94 couldn't salvage an otherwise mediocre outing across the board.
7. Free Ball So Hard U (1-1)
This week's lowest scoring winner. Albeit, also struggling with injuries (Jeffrey), Ryan, Julio and Moncrief were the only players to break 20 this week. Moncrief, DT, Wright, Jstew- this team is starting to feel like boom or bust.
8. Ball So Hard University (0-2)
Going 0-2 just like his Ravens, a potential 216.40 points were reduced to 160.10 by the likes of Terrance West, and old man Johnson. C'mon man!