Paw Prints

Norfolk Jr. High

By Bailey Colman

Chris Cricket Found

In the winter of 2012, Adam Ant found a bug officials identified as Christopher Cricket, froze to a maple tree. An Interrogator asked Adam what happened to Chris. Adam said, “Chris sang all summer long, not collecting food for winter and always talking to the ants.”
“Not bragging,” says Adam. Adam says all fall Chris did not bother building shelter. Adam also says after the first frost Chris had no time to collect food. Christopher Cricket is at Insect County Hospital until thawed.
Grown ups - Water Skiing

A Movie to See

Grown Ups

Grown Ups is a rated PG-13 movie, and about 103 minutes of laughter. It’s a comedy starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade, and Rob Schneider. After an old basketball coach passes away, five friends get together on Fourth of July, and have a blast from the past. The friends’ kids don’t know what to do without signal, outlets, and video games. In twenty years the friends have only been to each others weddings.
The characters names are Adam as Lenny, Kevin as Eric, Chris as Kurt, David Spade as Marcus, and Rob as Rob. Lenny, Eric, Kurt, Marcus, and Rob run into some old enemies from their championship game and want a rematch. For more details watch the movie. It’s really funny to me and I’d give it two thumbs up.

Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts 2011

Dangerous Hunts 2011 is a video game about a new species of hyena killing villagers in Africa. The main character's dad tries to put down the hyena, but fails. It’s rated Teen, and I suggest the easily scared not to play. There are wide varieties of animals to hunt, it has a story mode, and has a multiplier mode for friends and family. The game has three modes of difficulties and for someone who likes a challenge. Many animals try to stop you from getting your father's revenge, will they or not?

Who is Your Favorite Cartoon Character?

44% Stewie Griffin

24% Bugs Bunny

16% Sponge Bob

8% Bart Simpson

8% Elmor Fudd

Smile For The Camera

Disagree!

The school board is considering reorganizing the school week. They are suggesting that there be four school days rather than five. Each school day would then be two hours longer. Support your position for/against this issue.

I disagree, because our lunch accounts would drain faster if they decide to make dinner. Teachers would want to be paid more for working longer. Parents would be frustrated with money. Finally, sports would be canceled due to money problems, or loss of practice time after school, but our classes would be longer, so we’d get more homework done, and get a free day of the week.