New York Times
Norfolk Junior High
On September 19, 2017, a man by the name of Humpty Dumpty attempted to jump from the Great Wall of China, which was recently re-built by President Trump. He had a great fall and broke every bone in his body. All of the president’s horses and all of his men tried to bring him to the hospital, but he died before arrival. They all insist they that they tried to put Humpty together again. Many believe this to be a lie. Therefore riots have sprung up...everywhere.
Milton Hershey was born on September 13, 1857. He opened a caramel company and was very successful. He was a philanthropist who liked to help people. He started his chocolate business in a church to make chocolate coatings for his caramel. In 1900, he sold his caramel company for one million dollars. In 1906, the company was officially named Hershey’s. In 1909, Milton and his wife Catherine Hershey opened a school for disadvantaged children. He died on October 13, 1945.