Future Party

You'll probably be dead.

The Future

Tuesday, Jan. 29th 2999 at 9pm

Don't worry, you won't make it

Unless we develop cyborgs in the next 50 years, this generation wont make it to the party.


2013-2999 Wait for people to come.

You'll be a potato by the time the party comes.

You probably shouldn't keep your hopes up. You'll be dead. Probably.