Jasper the Alien Dog
Claire
Jasper the Alien Dog - Part 1
Once there was a dog named Jasper. He was found on the side of the road in the wilds of Canada when he was a puppy, and this is his story. I heard a strange noise… ehh, probably just Wilber the rat. Right… my name is Jasper. I live in Canada.. for now anyway. Anyway Wilber the rat lives in the animal shelter, like me. Boy is he noisy!
“WILBER, please just SHUT UP - I’M TRYING TO TELL MY STORY!!!” I said.
“SQUEAK,” said Wilber the annoying rat!!
“ARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Jasper the Alien Dog- Part 2
Okay, so back to ME!!!!! Someone has finally agreed to adopt me. Yay... right? NO, NOT YAY - THEY LIVE IN THE U.S.A.!!!!!! One morning, they ship me off to Minnesota… I wake up in a dark room. Well actually, I’m in a crate that happens to be in a dark room. I decided I was probably in the cargo hold of a plane. We landed shortly, well it was short to me. I think I took a few naps. The rest of that day was kind of a blur. ‘They’ picked me up at the airport. I took a few more naps. Until I was awakened by the voice of a whiny child, “He sleeps too much and his face is Droopy.’’
“That’s okay son, he is just a puppy. He will grow into his skin,’’ an adult voice said.
“But he will always be ugly - I HATE HIM!!’’ said the whiny child.
Jasper the Alien Dog - Part 3
I never heard that whiny child’s voice again. I was dropped off at the pound (again). A nice lady picked me up, “AWWW, he's sooooo CUTE,‘’ she cooed to me.
“I’ll take him!!’’
After that nobody ever said my face was droopy again!!! I lived with that lady named Tia for the rest of my life!!
Three years later…… “Bark bark bark BARK!”
“Ohhh, you want to play now, do you??????” Tia said.
“Uh, of course I do!!’’ I said.
“WAIT, DID YOU JUST TALK?!?!?!” replied Tia.
TO BE CONTINUED…