NEW KINGDOM LOCAL NEWS

By Josh Perper and Emma Kessler

WELCOME!

Welcome to the NEW KINGDOM LOCAL NEWS newsletter! Here, you can explore and learn about the local news updates of the New Kingdom!

THE ROYAL FAMILY

MYSTERIOUS DEATHS THIS PAST WEEK IN THE ROYAL FAMILY

Recently, there was a big surprising event that involved Hatshepsut, Thutmose ll, and Thutmose lll. Mysteriously, Thutmose ll went missing and Hatshepsut rised to be pharaoh and her step- son, Thutmose lll, was "co pharaoh". Only last week, Thutmose lll found out that he was also supposed to be pharaoh, so he demanded that everything under Hatshepsut’s name, shall be scratched out. Mysteriously, Hatshepsut died only yesterday. Was Hatshepsut killed by her step-son? Or did she die of natural causes?

LOCAL WEATHER NEWS UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 24TH, 1575 BC

Unfortunatly, we recently received notice that there is a drought, but we have some ideas that can help you get through it. First, on the courner of 24th and 59th avenue, there is a store called “Save Your Crops!” This store is for farmers who want to save their crops from the drought ruining them. At this store, you will be able to purchase items such as: a crop cover; a crop fertilizer; and so much more!!! FARMERS: THERE IS A 50% OFF SALE IN THIS STORE FOR ANY ITEM- SO COME QUICK BEFORE EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT!!!

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NEW STORE IN TOWN!

Hello fellow citizens of Egypt! There is a new store in town! There is a new grocery store in town called The Crop Center. Here, farmers drop off their crops that they have grown, and sell them. The grand opening of this store will be tomorrow morning at sunrise. Please come shop and enjoy this fabulous store right on the corner of Egyptian Boulevard.

GREAT PHENOMENON! SAVE THE DATE

Wednesday, Sep. 24th 1575 at 7:15pm

El Central St

10th of Ramadan City, Cairo Governorate

GREAT PHENOMENON

Today at sundown, there is the first ever phenomenon for merchants to trade their supplies with each other. At this event, there will be food and water provided by the pharaoh to show his appreciation to this town and for the supplies that the merchants sell, trade, and make. Remember: This is the first phenomenon here in Egypt!

CLASSIFIED ADS FOR JOB OPENING

The Crop Center is looking for a new cashier. So come on down and put a smile on your neighbors' faces'!

Egyptian Decor is looking for a new stylist to design their furniture.
The Pharaoh is looking for a scribe to help his merchants keep track of their purchases! So come and work for YOUR pharaoh, merchants.

FEEL BETTER

WATCH OUT!! There is a new deadly disease that is going around called EGYPTITIS!!! More than 1,276 people suffered and died from this disease. The symptoms of Egyptitis is dizziness, stomach cramps, and loss in voice. If you know someone who has these symptoms then STAY AWAY FROM THEM. If you have these symptoms, then go visit your nearest hospital!!!!

RECENT CRIMES

Lately, there has been some robbing, murder, and battery. Beware of anyone lurking around or stalking you. For now on, LURKING is illegal!! So if you see someone doing any of these things, PLEASE report them to the Egyptian Police!!!

DAILY WORDSEARCH

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FASHION & STYLE

"Citizens of this town, I do not like the way you citizens represent my country. For now on, BOYS- you shall shave your heads and wear makeup like I do! GIRLS- you shall never walk around this town with no shoes on. For now on I declare that you all, BOYS and GIRLS, shall wear more jewelry. In the picture to the right of this, is how you should dress. Thank you." -Thutmose lll

SCHOOL IS IN!!! (FOR BOYS)

This year, school will start early for boys - order from the pharaoh. The pharaoh demanded that boys need to get education. Girls shall stay home and work, cleaning the house, or helping merchants. Also, there will be a meeting for the boys attending school. This meeting will explain how strict the teachers are in teaching a good education for boys. Sorry girls- NO EDUCATION, JUST WORK!!!

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