NEW KINGDOM LOCAL NEWS
By Josh Perper and Emma Kessler
THE ROYAL FAMILY
MYSTERIOUS DEATHS THIS PAST WEEK IN THE ROYAL FAMILY
Recently, there was a big surprising event that involved Hatshepsut, Thutmose ll, and Thutmose lll. Mysteriously, Thutmose ll went missing and Hatshepsut rised to be pharaoh and her step- son, Thutmose lll, was "co pharaoh". Only last week, Thutmose lll found out that he was also supposed to be pharaoh, so he demanded that everything under Hatshepsut’s name, shall be scratched out. Mysteriously, Hatshepsut died only yesterday. Was Hatshepsut killed by her step-son? Or did she die of natural causes?
LOCAL WEATHER NEWS UPDATE FOR SEPTEMBER 24TH, 1575 BC
Unfortunatly, we recently received notice that there is a drought, but we have some ideas that can help you get through it. First, on the courner of 24th and 59th avenue, there is a store called “Save Your Crops!” This store is for farmers who want to save their crops from the drought ruining them. At this store, you will be able to purchase items such as: a crop cover; a crop fertilizer; and so much more!!! FARMERS: THERE IS A 50% OFF SALE IN THIS STORE FOR ANY ITEM- SO COME QUICK BEFORE EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT!!!
NEW STORE IN TOWN!
GREAT PHENOMENON! SAVE THE DATE
Wednesday, Sep. 24th 1575 at 7:15pm
El Central St
10th of Ramadan City, Cairo Governorate
CLASSIFIED ADS FOR JOB OPENING
The Crop Center is looking for a new cashier. So come on down and put a smile on your neighbors' faces'!