Quadratic Function Hack!
Asheboro, North Carolina
Equation Hacked!
This equation was stolen on September 12, 2015 for the Math Lab of Dr. Harris. Recovered on September 22, 2015 and is now being released.
The Model
This is the graphed equation that if put in the wrong hands will destroy to world. Unfortunately the other details to this graph have been put away in a new Vault 5000.
Lab House
This is the house that the equation was stolen from. Dr. Harris's Lab Room.
The Witnesses
Elena Bentwell
35 year old; works at Community One; is engaged
Justin Sans
20 year old; works for PDC Construction
Mary Cawldwell
60 year old; retired from Apple; married for 35 years
Taken by Justin Sans' Cell Phone
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