Don't be LEFT behind
Stay to the left!
What do you mean?
That life-determining question (forget the HSC): Am I a lefty?
Q: How do I know if I'm a lefty?A: Do you walk on the left on pathways? If you answered yes, then you are a true Aussie lefty! WOOP!
Q: Are you sure? And aren't you a bit too... ...excited?
A: We made a flyer on this, we're pretty sure. Why shouldn't we be excited, are we not allowed? Is it illegal? You know what else is illegal: walking on the right. (not really)