Athens Chronicle

Love Life With Cupid's Loving Darter ( Grace Perales )

Love Life of the Week

Dear Cupid's Darter,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings for "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. I love him to much to let go. For once I want him to see how much I care, and do the same. Once I "followed" him into the woods even when he didn't want me to. Then, there's also my best friends boyfriend, for some odd reason he "fell in love" with me and stalked me like forever. He compared ugly me to a dove, and my beautiful best friend to a raven. I hope you can help me.

Singed by,

Crying at Night

Love Life Advice

Dear Crying at Night,

I hear you. Every girl has a boy who they love, but some times he just doesn't love us back. You are in what I call a love "square". You love a man who loves a girl who loves another man who is in love with you. Here's some good advice.

One thing you can do that some (not all) girls do. That man who is in love with you can be helpful. Use him to get the man you love jealous. The good thing is that there's a 50,50 chance that the man you love jealous. The sad part is that the creepy guy will still love you, sorry.

You could have only one other choice. You can get away from terrible men forever! You could become a nun. You'll be happy to never have to see any man ever. Of cores your strangely attached feeling's to this rude beast might be there still. You'll never see him again. You'll be dreaming about him:every night, day, mouth,year,hour,minute,and second. Almost everything will remind you of him.

These are my choices for you. You can follow them or not, whatever you like. I wish you luck in your love life, and soon there will be a Mr.Crying at Night.

With Lots of Love,

Cupid's loving Darter.