Missing FedEx Package
Taken right under the Secret Guard of 35 Grove Street
Sometimes - it's confusing
I know when the postman comes everyone gets excited, when it's FedEx and UPS even I get a bit "Mail Crazy" I know it can be tempting to see what these wonderful men of mail are bringing to our building and it is awfully confusing when they all look the same, however, when the name says JONATHAN PALAN on the package, that means it's not for you.
Particularly, when the package says JONATHAN PALAN and is sitting outside of my door, the package is not for you.
Please, if you picked this up by mistake return it to 6c, it really is a sentimentally valuable item in the package addressed to me.
Sketch of Missing Item
Sketch of Missing Item
Sketch of Missing Item
REWARD FOR ANY INFORMATION LEADING TO THE PACKAGE RETURNED
Mailmen
Please pay attention - this is not the first tragedy under your watch