joleans biography summery

this is not real

13th Birthday

On Joleans 13th birthday her parents ching chong billy and sindy loho took her to fridays. At fridays joleans little brother fred was suffering from the flu. While rude mean big sister jolean was talking to many boys her brother was *cough cough* dying.

tuesday masacure

Every Tuesday since jolean was 4 she has gone outside and walked in the middle of the road and waited for someone to hit her. Now remember shes not very smart so she really didn't know it was bad. But one Tuesday she was carefully walking on the white line and a car hit her straigh at her.Stupid texting while driving. But clearly she survied.