The cynical American

Sochi 2014 winter Olympics, Vladimir Putin Winks at American Official. After his own nation preforms poorly in the games, he calmly says to the US ambassador “You may have won this game, but lets just see who wins the real game.”

Putin then proceeded to enter himself as an Olympian where Putin and Obama went head to head in many games and activities Including bear riding, tiger wrestling, fishing, shooting, and aviation. Needless to say Vladimir crushed the US’s President and this time the east came out on top.