WANTED: Friend

Poster published by: Alex Toth


1. Loyal

2. Friendly

3. Strong

4. Sense of humor

5. Honesty

Job Description

You have to stick by my side through anything and you have to try and not let me down. You also have to do what I want to do then we will do what you want to do so that it is fair and we will have a good time.


You have to be over six feet tall, you have to have black hair and orange eyes, you have to wear all white clothes, you have to be funny most of the time, you also have to have a habit of telling the truth, and you have to like to do what other people want to do even if it is not something that you are really interested in.