Be part of the exclusive lambo club!

Join the Legends, Be a Star!!

Purchase an all new lamboghini and consider yourself legendary. This club is for lambo drivers only!

Club meets everyday at 4, at Deserted Island.

Leave your cars and keys at my house, and I'll have a shuttle take you over there. (To be sure nobody steals the cars while the club meets).

Some of our top drivers: Greedy Hands, Sticky Fingers, and Cat Snatcher!

Guaranteed to get your adrenaline pumping. One way......or another.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a criminal history with this club?

A: No......never.

Q: I brought my cat the other day, is he around there by any chance?

A: .....You might want to ask Cat Snatcher. He'll know.