New Female Requirements at YMCA Gym
Due to the amount of complaints by the members of the YMCA, new requirements have been made for female members. We believe that females need to look and act more athletic at our facilities. If a female violates these new rules she will be escorted out immediately. Thanks!
2) You must wear makeup and have hair down
Please walk into the YMCA with your face caked in makeup. Apply eyeliner, mascara, foundation, blush, eye shadow, etc in order to look even more athletic! Also, don't forget to keep your hair down. Nothing looks more athletic than your hair all over your face when you're running (sarcasm).
3) Please keep your sweating to a minimum
This have been the biggest issue here. Sweating is disgusting and unacceptable here. If you begin to feel yourself perspiring please wipe it away with a towel. If it becomes out of control, you'll be asked to leave (hyperbole).
5) Snapchatting is required (allusion)
You must take a minimum of two Snap Chat stories while working out*(hyperbole). We want to make sure all your friends know how awesome you are for working out (sarcasm). You will need to show your story to the front desk in order to leave.
*Filters are required with the snap
Apologies if this causes any inconvenience. We believe that this will create a better look for our facility and we hope you agree!