Home of the Milk Shake-speare
"A Dinner and a Show"
"Cursed be he that doesn't like our food"
Hamlet and Eggs
Julius Cesear Salad
Alls Well That Ends Wellington
MacBetharoni and Cheese
And lastly, our famous Milk Shake-speare
Our top staff ("trained" by Shakespeare himself):
"Our food is to die for"
Frequently Asked Questions
It is to die for, but you shouldn't literally die. There was one incident where a woman appeared to have died and her lover killed himself to be with the woman. Shortly after that the woman was fine, but she killed herself to be with her lover. It had nothing to d with our mouthwatering food. But In the end, there was a lot of paperwork to be filled out.
What makes your Milk Shake-speare better than other milk shakes?
First off, it has a cool name. You can't go wrong with a little word play. Secondly, we use the finest ingredients in making the final product, including similes and metaphors.
Are we "To be or not to be" reviewed?
We complete thy food desires, so thy shall pay us a visit!
Owners: Landry L and Tobey M