Mansion For Sale
Scenic House of Usher now available for sale!
The house is pleasantly decaying and offers a wide array of fungi and insects! Some rooms even offer breathtaking blood stains and even the occasional corpse! Rumors say that you could even possibly meet the spirit of recent inhabitant Madeline Usher, a truly HEART STOPPING experience!
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This once in a lifetime offer is the perfect getaway!
Some slight setbacks to this fantastic deal:
-house infested by insects and rodents
-house riddled with fungi
-the house is falling apart, maybe a little (a lot)
-The area surrounding the house tends to fog up eerily. Must be something with the plumbing.