Selling Brand New Cells

Starting price: $19.99 +S&H

Have you ever ran out of cells and needed a new one?

When was the last time you treated yourself? Let alone a micro organism inside you. Your cells get lonely, and old fast, don't let old cells slow you down, get these BRAND new cells today.
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BUT WAIT there is more

For a limited only folks you can bundle the prokaryote and eukaryote cells twice for the same price (just additional S&H) you'll be able to replace your own cells and the cells for the bacteria in your bathroom!