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Atomic Element Gold, #79

Gold in your Grave

Are you rich? 79 years old ( wink wink ) and knocking on deaths door? Selfish and want to take all your money to the grave with you? WELL NOW YOU CAN! All you need to do is have all of your money turned into gold bars! Although you will probably be robbed in your grave, what does it matter?! With the atomic mass of 196.9665, you better hope your pallbearers have the strength of 10 strong horses. I hope you have enough money to cover the expenses because gold is now going for $1,148.15 per ounce! Get while you still can!
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