Book reading
at a place
What we'll do
We will sit around, burning books, eating pretzels, and best of all, reading. I will be reading Pinkie's WWI Adventure. Please come, and if you don't your house will be burnt. If you don't have a house, we'll burn your hair out. If you don't have hair, we'll BURN YOU! Come today! Free (expired) COUPONS!
Dear Princess Celestia...
Please stop being creepy and posting these readings...
I have learned that YOU, CELESTIA, are an utter stalker and you like bananas and mudkips. Please do not go to the place she tells you! It's a trap! The cake is a lie!
Directions
COME OR ELSE.
Email: celestia.princess@yahoo.com
Website: molestiacelestiaprincessreading.com
Location: Equestria, Ponyville
Phone: 9999999999
Just so we're clear
This is a fake website, please do not take this seriously.
-Taylor
-Taylor