End the Eating Madness!

By Andres Beteta and Zach Wiegand

Problem!

In America, people want to get rid of guns because they "kill people". Using the same mentality, if guns kill people, then eating utensils make people fat. Therefore, eating utensils need to be banned because they make people fat, in order to end the obesity problem in America!

Why Now?

The people of America that want to end the problem of obesity forever. America is one of the most obese countries in the world and a solution must be met soon before it is too late.

Solution!

Ban the sale and use of all eating utensils! Eating with hands will allow for much slower and less efficient eating, thus reducing the amount of food consumed per person, reducing obesity!

Benefits!

  1. Reduce Obesity
  2. Less diseases from obesity
  3. Longer lifespans

THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW!