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EXTRA! EXTRA! COW FARTS REPORTING TO BURN DOWN FARMS!
Yes its true, though gross. Cows are dangerous! Who would've thought! Anyway its simple. Cows have toxic sneezes.... Oh... Were talking about farts? Well then, its still simple. Cows... Um you know.... release gas from there behinds. The resulting gas burns down farms. This was the case in Texas when a small farm burnt down. The cows and farmer made it out... But not the muffins... This tragedy goes to show... Hold in your farts.
We built this farm on rock and roll
Rock music. I hate it, but I cant speak for you. So, I got this picture to teach you a valuable lesson. Cows hate rock and roll. Period.
Cow Day
Recently was cow day... And I cant shake the feeling you didn't celebrate it, unlike this cow, who took this picture to teach a lesson. You better like cows, or sleep with one eye open.
No, Betty, That Dress Doesn't Make You Look Fat
This cow is expecting. Not babies! Milk! Thats why... Um yeah. Cows weigh much more when there holding in milk
almost 1,300 pounds!
Almost done!
3 Cow Facts to end the day
Did you know cows and camels are cousins? BeefMaster is really a type of cow? The cow with the longest horns are 8 ft apart? No you didn't, but you do now! Your almost a cow expert! Hope you enjoyed!