The ABC's of a Quadratic

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It's strange to think now that the world didn't always know that the domain is (-∞, ∞) or the range is [0, ∞). But, we have come much farther since then, now, we know that the intercept is (0,0) and it's an even function. But wait, there's more!
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One Last Word from Good Ol' Nic.

And, to close us off, Nicolas Cage would like to let you know, as many have asked him out about this, that a quadratic equation is symmetric with respect to the y-axis, not the x-axis, as many believe, and it is a minimum function. From all of our representatives, we would like to say thank you fro choosing Quadratic.

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