Down with the First Amendment

Make it illegal to offend others

Our Mission...

Make it well known that people's feelings are more important than laws that have stood for over two hundred years, and guided one of the most prominent nations in history. The ability to state one's honest opinion is creating social dissension in modern society.

Being Offended is not Fun

People have the right to feel how they want to, happy, sad, mad, etc. Stating one's own opinion on a subject can easily offend a peer without knowing it, so this behavior must be outlawed. By doing this we can make everyone have the same opinions and beliefs, which would make our society much more harmonious, because people wouldn't get their feelings hurt when somebody doesn't agree with them.
This whole thing is satirical