Down with the First Amendment
Make it illegal to offend others
Our Mission...
Make it well known that people's feelings are more important than laws that have stood for over two hundred years, and guided one of the most prominent nations in history. The ability to state one's honest opinion is creating social dissension in modern society.
The Pledge of Allegiance
The Pledge of Allegiance is extremely offensive to many people. The important issue with it is that religion is referenced. Some American citizens do not practice religion and are easily offended by this prevalence of religion. We must get rid of this awful institution, and deny that this nation was founded on biblical principles.
Offensive Social Media
Social media is a new way in which people can be easily offended by someone else's opinion and this needs to stop. Teenagers and young adults should not be subjected to other peoples opinions that make them upset or hurt them emotionally. Several accounts have become very popular and pride themselves on opposing people's beliefs, by stating their own.
Arrogant Celebrities
Celebrities are constantly monitored and their opinions are well known. Most prevalent today, Donald Trump has made some very offensive remarks in his campaign for the White House. Trump's comments have offended people's religions, ethnicity, and social status. We must join together to put an end to Mr. Trump's remarks, and those of other public figures.
Being Offended is not Fun
People have the right to feel how they want to, happy, sad, mad, etc. Stating one's own opinion on a subject can easily offend a peer without knowing it, so this behavior must be outlawed. By doing this we can make everyone have the same opinions and beliefs, which would make our society much more harmonious, because people wouldn't get their feelings hurt when somebody doesn't agree with them.
This whole thing is satirical