My Poems
By: Tristan Loving (aka Shakespeare)
The Fun Ride
One day I almost died,
riding a dangerous ride!
I was sure that I was doomed,
when I heard the breaks go BOOM!
Now I no longer had to pee,
when it stopped I smiled with glee.
The Banana Cabana
There was a Banana Cabana,
Located in the state of Montana!
And an expensive car that goes vroom vroom,
but when it crashes it goes boom boom!
Potato Love
There was a potato,
that was named pototo,
He met a tomato,
her name was tomoto.
Haikus... :(
How many words will fit,
into this haiku format,
Oh no I'm out of
The Best Grades!
It is very unclear,
even while try hard,
I'll never get a good grade this year!
The Mean Man
I really want to shove,
the get that always offends,
my family and I,
so I'll tear off both his hands.
There is Always That One Annoying Man!
There was a man,
he was annoying,
I hated him a lot,
so I shoved him of a cliff.