Santa's amazing automobile!
BY: Samantha Cohen
The Slay 3000
The car that can go as fast as a sleigh pulled by reindeer
So smooth it's like you are floating on air
The Slay 3000 has amazing features
- The comb your beard station
Seat warmers
When there is a cold day in the North Pole never fear the Slay 3000 seat warmers are here
Under the hood
Who needs reindeer's when you have this amazing 4 cylinder engine?
Sleigh Red
Feel at home with the option of a red Slay 3000. As you start to drive, the cherry red color will take you back to the time you rode your sleigh
Cost $
Who could say no to a car like this that only cost 1500$ ?
- Everyone is buying the Slay 3000, if you are not aware that this is the care that is sweeping the nation than you obviously not cool
- Jimmy Falon is driving this car. You did not here this from me, but you may be featured on his show if you buy the Slay 3000
- The Slay 3000 is 50% more effective then the leading brand because it does not take gas. It takes candy canes for the engine to run