American Revolution Fried Chicken
Welcome to my recipe
This chicken you can share with all your colonies
This will end when you finish it
Here is going to be your cook
1 cup of patriot's freedom
3 pounds of British chickens
1 bag of tea "if you want to enjoy with your chicken"
2 tea spoons of French salt ; to help with your dish
1 13 colonies fryer
3 eggs of founding fathers
1.Put your chicken in the plate
2.Put 1 cup of patriot's freedom on the chicken
3.Let it stay there and RULE over the chicken
4.Leave it there till the chef (George) gets mad
5.Get the eggs and mix it with the chicken
6.When the eggs get to the point that there going to lose there flavor add the tea spoons
of French salt so it can win it over the chicken.
7.Put it in the fryer and let it stay there for about 8 years.(If you start at 1775 leave it for about 1783)
8.When it is crisp and full of freedom take it out
9.And then taste it and see what the American chicken is made of.