The Love Matcher

Alyssa Mathiasen

Hopeless love ..

Dear Alyssa,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing you, I've tried going to meeting of "women who love to much" but i'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me.. I love him so much. He is everything you could ask for in a guy, funny, smart, and cute! It kills me to think that he loves another girl. I know he doesn't love me but I wish there was a way to make him! Is there any advice you could give me?

Sincerely,

A heartbroken lover

A HUNDRED HEARTS WOULD BE TOO FEW TO CARRY ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU <3

Dear A heartbroken lover,

Thank you for writing me. Your situation sucks! I came up with the best advice that I could. I hope you like them,


Maybe you should try dating someone else to Demetrius jealous. He may end up liking you if you play hard to get. On the other hand, he might forget about you since you wont always be around.


You could also try going out with Lysander. He loves you back and Demetrius doesn't. Demetrius is not a good guy for you: he feel in love with your best friend, He is rude to you, and he barely even remembers that you exist! Hermia might get mad at you though so you have some things to think about.


I hope my advice helped! Remember to every pro there's a con! Good luck !!


Sincerely,

The love matcher