Come to our 99% off sale!

Come to the completely real sale!

This sale on April 1st, has all items in store are 99% off.

Top sellers

The April 1st 99% off sale

Come while you can! Items don't last long!

April 1st sale

Remember, this sale is real. Definitely real.

April 1st sale

Tuesday, April 1st, 4am

Gullible St.

We are not pranking you.