A Modern Proposal

Troops? Inmates?

Troops in the Middle East

We have a problem, there are troops dying in the Middle East and for no reason. Troops die and we have hundreds of thousands of people in prison. They take up so much space and cost tons of money to feed, cloth, and shelter!

Solution

We bring the troops home and send every and all inmate in our prison system over to the middle east.

OOH RAH!

Alright America, let's bring our boys home!

Send those communist inmates to the Middle East!

It will be better for everyone in the long run!