Steve Navarrete sucks.
Here's How to Avoid Him and Why.
Avoid speaking with him or making eye contact AT ALL COSTS.
Be warned- he WILL try to make conversation. His words are poisonous. Just like the venom that he will spit at you when your back is turned. Look at the pictures below for signs of what to avoid.
Kidnapping
This poor girl spoke only a few words to Steve before he stole her away, never to be seen again.
Hiding
Steve often uses his sweatshirt as a barrier to hide his face before pouncing.
Trying Way Too Hard to Be Cool
Oh god. The backwards hat. It's enough to make anyone scream.
Do the Right Thing: Be a Strong Steve-Hater
Why We Hate Him
Ever talked to this kid? His voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, except the nails are those of a kitten being thrown into the chalkboard by a really mean guy named Steve. Also he smells funny. Plus, look at the picture below of his evil laugh. Horrifying stuff.
The Steve Navarrete Anti-Fan Club
Please direct all complaints about Steve to any of the following.
Email: sgnavarr@usc.edu
Website: http://www.facebook.com/navarrete.steve?fref=ts
Location: 635 Usc McCarthy Way, Los Angeles, CA
Phone: (714)-599-4419