For Sale: Piccolo

Asking Price: I want enough to buy a 30 piccolos

Please buy my piccolo.

My wife gets angry when I play my piccolo at 3 in the morning. She told me that if I dont sell my beloved piccolo, she was going to throw it away. I want my piccolo to go to a safe home. I have had 20 years of love with my piccolo, so I want to see it be happy. If you buy this piccolo, I would like weekly updates on its location and happiness. It doesnt like wet, damp places. Call me at 785-Pic-colo. Thank you!
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This is a large version of my piccolo

Another picture of my beloved piccolo

This piccolo is amazing