SDS
Beardidium
Atomic mass
BD (Beardidium)
Discovered by
Small quantities found in places of unmanliness, unless women in BD's life says so
Physical Properties
Boils when used with out being asked
Melts if is complimented
Can cause one to rethink life
Is usually found in a chill state can be altered to angry/irritable state if rubbed the wrong way. Can be found in serious/content state when playing soccer
Becomes unyielding when asked to watch scary things
Chemical Properties
Is attracted to the opposite sex and dark chocolate. No matter it be a bar or a cake or some kind of cookie thing
May explode spontaneously if given dark chocolate
Requires copious amounts of sleep and relaxation and coffee in the morning
Becomes inert if asked age or is told that it looks like Sasquatch
Will repel if given milk chocolate
Is impervious to threats, intimidation, and most wooing