SDS

Beardidium

Atomic mass

123.45

BD (Beardidium)

Discovered by

Society of Facial Hair
Found in large quantities around areas of manliness


Small quantities found in places of unmanliness, unless women in BD's life says so

Physical Properties

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Solid but bristly


Boils when used with out being asked


Melts if is complimented


Can cause one to rethink life


Is usually found in a chill state can be altered to angry/irritable state if rubbed the wrong way. Can be found in serious/content state when playing soccer


Becomes unyielding when asked to watch scary things

Chemical Properties

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Is repelled by unmanliness and shaving (which are one and the same) as well as English home work


Is attracted to the opposite sex and dark chocolate. No matter it be a bar or a cake or some kind of cookie thing


May explode spontaneously if given dark chocolate


Requires copious amounts of sleep and relaxation and coffee in the morning


Becomes inert if asked age or is told that it looks like Sasquatch


Will repel if given milk chocolate


Is impervious to threats, intimidation, and most wooing