UR ANxioUS to come to Uranus!

Why wouldn't you want to live on Uranus? We have water every where you look (good for ice skating, drinking and well everything you do)! Also come and you don't have to diet because you will automatically be lighter if you weigh 100 pounds then you would only weigh 89 ponds here. there are so many reasons to come to Uranus so....COME ONE AND COME ALL!!!