Just Wanted to Say Thanks!
Dear Mom and Dad,
Owwa! Oowa! Oowa! I think you know who this is. This is your lovely, beautiful, charming, young daughter. I just wanted to say that I am VERY thankful for you. Not just because you buy me awesome boots, or because you got me the best shotgun ever. I am thankful for you because you gave me a roof over my head, food on my table, but most importantly you gave me my wonderful life. You are the best parents a girl could ask for. Honestly, I don't know how you guys have put up with me for twelve years. Anyway, I will always love you guys till death, and after that. I love you with all my butt, because my butt is bigger than my heart. You guys are the best. I just wanted to thank you and tell you how much I love you.