Hylian News
WE GOT SOME DEATH AND WHERE THE PRINCESS AT
SO THESE TWO LOVE BIRDS GO TO SERBIA AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN SOME IDIOT FROM SERBIA JUST GOES UP AND ASSASSINATE THEM. LIKE BRUH.
SO THIS WHOLE FREAKING ASSASSINATION CAUSED WORLD WAR 1, 2 AND THE COLD WAR BETWEEN RUSSIANS AND AMERICAN'S (COME ON AMERICA. CHILL)
BECAUSE LIKE COUNTRIES HAD EACH OTHER BACKS IN CASE ONE GETS ATTACKED BY ANOTHER SO THOSE GROUP OF PAL'S GO INTO WAR TOGETHER AGAINST THE COUNTRY THAT ATTACKED.
AND THEN GERMANY MADE IT HUGE THAN IT SHOULD'VE (FREAKING ZIMMERNOTEING 'MERCIA) AND DESTROYING OUR SHIPS SO HERE WE COME TO EUROPE'S AREA
SCREAMING
KNOCK KNOCK WITH THE GERMANS SAYING; WHOSE THERE
WHILE WE REPLY WITH; FREEDOM.
AS WE HAVE EAGLE'S AND FRIED CHICKEN FLYING EVERYWHERE WITH FIREWORKS JUST COMING OUT FROM BEHIND. AND THE EAGLE'S FLY AROUND EVERYWHERE WITH FLAGS OF 'MERCIA ON THEM.
THE SWEET SIGHT OF
FREEDOM