Come To Massachusetts!!!
Its got puritan's relegion! (and nothing else!)
Raly today!!! Be There! 1684 (we are not responsible for any limbs lost,damaged,or permenatly crippled in time travel)
We're gonna have a raly to make britain stop forcing laws upon us! BE THERE! (or else youll be kicked from the colony :-).)
Super Quick Review: Massachusetts Bay Colony
We Have Food!!! (believe it or not!)
We at Massachusetts love to eat Fish,Corn, and other types of lives stock.