Open House
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
The Great Pyramid
- Occupies 230x230 meters, with a height of 146 meters
- Exquisite red granite lines the King's Chamber
- Limestone exterior
- Architect was the great pharaoh Khufu
- Handcrafted with 2 million stones and built with 200,000 men
- Took twenty years to construct
- Vintage! Built 4500 years ago
- Mortuary Temple included
- Vast yards
- Tomb currently vacant
- Beautiful pyramid texts of Khufu joining Re
- Great granite sarcophagus
- Small suburban neighborhood
- Quiet neighbors
- Close to Cairo
- Near Heliopolis, the sacred city of Re's
- Incredible view of Heliopolis's temple and obelisk
- Great deal! You can get Khufu's cedar wood boat that takes you through your voyage after death!
The sphinx will guard your new home!
Enjoy your eternal sleep in this 3.75T rose granite coffin!
The interior of your soon-to-be home!
For more information call Anubis at 1-800-555-DEAD
Hurry up and buy now because people are dying to live here!