Wendy's Words of Wisdom

As said to us three kids many times!

"Because I'm the Mum and I said so."

"If so and so jumped off a bridge would you?"

"Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!"

"The wind will change and your face will freeze that way."

"I'll wash your mouth out with soap."

"You'll live."

"Don't make get the strap."

"I'll tell your father."

"ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE!"

"And who do you think you are? The Queen of Sheeba?"

"Stir your stumps."

"Put a sock in it."

"Knock it off."

"You kids go out and play in the yard."

"Don't you make me pull this car over...."