The WackWatch!
Wait, What Time Is It?
WackWatch Is Best!
Aren't you tired of knowing the time with a watch? Is it annoying when you are on time to meetings, parties and other events. If you said yes to these questions, don't fear, you're in luck. The WackWatch is a great idea for those who want to be late. It is a remarkable product and it feels sensational on your wrist. Every watch is different, so no one wearing it will ever know the right time! Isn't that PHENOMENAL! Even your favorite celebrities and famous figures love it! In the words of DJ Khaled:"They're so good, I want another one!". Although your favorite celebrities are wearing it, the watch is for normal people just like you! For a low price of only $40, you can't go wrong! The WackWatch is a remarkable improvement to your life, and without it, life is a big challenge. But hurry, there is only about 2000 left in stores near you! All around, people are wearing the WackWatch, and you should too! Be a true American and buy the WackWatch!
The WackWatch
DJ Khaled
"They're so good, I want another one! Ya'll should the 1.5 million that already bought the watch.
NO! DON"T GET THIS!
This is a watch that tells the right time! Disgusting! Besides, this was made in China, not America, so be a true American and try the WackWatch instead!
Shia LeBouf
"SO JUST DO IT! BUY THIS WATCH AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT IS A MIRACLE AND A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT! DO IT!
WackWatch Wonderland (To the left)
Email: badwatches@gmail.com
Website: WackWatch.com
Location: 11111 South WackWatch Street, Wacklandia
Phone: 111-111-1112
Facebook: facebook.com/WackWatch
Twitter: @Wack_Watch
Why The WackWatch?
The WackWatch is perfect for normal people just like you! You should join the 1.5 million that already bought it! Are you cool enough to join the 1.5 million? The WackWatch is still just for normal people, but even your favorite celebrities are wearing it! So join the crowd and get an improvement to your life!