Kytassium
By : Kyle Franks
Occurrence
Appears a lot around comicon and computers and barely seen at dance parties
Physical properties
Boils when parents bug it about school and when several people listen to loud inopropriate rap
Melts when being around animals
Can cause people to laugh when I make really REALLY cheap jokes if the circumstances are right
Is unyielding when dealing with my father
Chemical Properties
Is repelled by annoying relatives
attracted to comicon
Requires copious amounts of Terabytes
Is inert when listening to classical music
Will repel when listening to modern rap