Kytassium

By : Kyle Franks

Symbol and picture

Kn

Occurrence

Appears a lot around comicon and computers and barely seen at dance parties

Physical properties

Boils when parents bug it about school and when several people listen to loud inopropriate rap


Melts when being around animals


Can cause people to laugh when I make really REALLY cheap jokes if the circumstances are right


Is unyielding when dealing with my father

Chemical Properties

Is repelled by annoying relatives


attracted to comicon


Requires copious amounts of Terabytes

Is inert when listening to classical music


Will repel when listening to modern rap