InvisaBlanket!
Now sneaking out can be easier!
By: Lauren Sinopoli Speech 8-4
Ever needed to not be seen?
Now introducing... INVISABLANKET!
What are the perks of owning this incredible product?
Is sound a problem?
You no longer have to worry about all that noise that comes from opening doors or windows! Now if you order anytime this month we'll include a blanket that lets you walk through walls! (ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIME)
Need to get out of trouble or an awkward situation?
Our InvisaBlanket allows you to not be seen at all! Very convient when it comes to meeting your spouses parents or inlaws.
Why should you buy our product?
We're running out quick so be the first to get the InvisaBlanket! Don't be that weird friend who's not getting with the trend! Order now!
We don't have a public store but we sure do have a website and happy costumers!
Here's what they have to say:
Haylee, age 14: It helped me sneak out of an awkward family reunion so I could go hang out with friends!
Graham, age 13: I was able to get a late night snack without my mom knowing because she starves me because I'm over weight.
Mrs. Kirkpatrick, age 100: I was able to sneak out of my fourth period speech class because they annoy the living daylights out of me.
Email: nooooooooooo@lala.com
Website: www.tryinvisable.com
Location: we dont have oneeeeee
Phone: 1800258258864654687654624
Facebook: facebook.com/nottellingyouuuuuu
Twitter: @whohasatwitter