The Procession Ave Journal
Daily Mesopotamian Life
A Day in the life of a future Scribe
A day in the life~
- A young male begins his day at school by writing on his clay tablet.
- He will then be judged on his neatness and precision and writing.
- The boy then eats his lunch and continues to work.
Merchant's Current Sales
The ITree 5C is now on the market!
and right now is the perfect time to buy!
Creator: Merchant Ooku
Price: 5 minas of silver
Location to purchase: Merchant Ooku's cart next to the gate of Ishtar in Babylon
All of Mesopotamia is rushing to buy this fantastic new product! Get yours today! Although, Merchant Ooku is low on the social hierarchy scale he invented a product that will be here for years to come! Even though trade is big, the merchant market is growing bigger everyday!
- Fastest growing tree in Mesopotamia
- Available in a variety of colors. (Brown, Green, or assorted fall colors)
- Only 500 more available!
The Real Housewives of Mesopotamia!
They cook! They sew! Their sassy and wonderfully dramatic!
The Real Housewives of Mesopotamia!
Women have almost no rights! The few things they can do are:
- Go to marketplaces
- Buy and sell
- Attend legal matters
- Own property with their wealthy, handsome husbands
- And own a successful, fabulous business
Your Daily Drama:
Mishtaka- Right now Mishtaka is in a controversial divorce with her husband over their beautiful children, Chariot and Wheel.
Hamukia- Hamukia is wife number eight of Mesopotamian heart-throb Hammurabi! He talks to the gods, he comes up with laws, and he has great hair!
Linaka- Linaka has just had her husband, Bob, die of old age. She is very sad and eating her way through it.
Shama- Shama is currently single and ready for the right man to whisk her off her feet! She does require a wealthy man though.
Wakanaka- Wakanaka just got new hair extensions and all of Mesopotamia is raving about them!
Although these women are absolutely out of their minds, they still are trustworthy wives.
For more daily info on Mesopotamia click here:
Slaves cost and Info
We've got reasonable prices on slaves once a week at Babylon Lane!
Our highest priced slaves this week are:
Lana- 20 minas of silver: She grows good crops and mends your home
Samimba- 25 minas of silver: Currently single and works two times faster than average slave
Food and Dining
We have daily shipments of:
- Exotic Wines
For low, low prices.
And we always keep our cow milk fresh and clean.
Although meat is expensive, some of our five star restaurants have juicy and delicious meats.
Some of our lower class restaurants serve delicious vegetable stews.
Disease, Epidemics, and What to Watch out for
We suggest no one enters Assyria until this killing disease is dismissed.
Thank you for your corporation and stay healthy.
If you get this disease make sure you apologize to the Gods and go to a priest to get a prayer of health.
Music, Arts, What to see...
" All You Need Is War "
We did a quick interview with The Scorpions to learn more info on their album.
Pon Mennon- "You will absolutely raise the hut roof when you hear all our new music!"
Laul Cartartney- "You will be so chill if you listen to our music while cutting off your opponents heads!"
Korge Marrison- "Conquering people has never had such serenity..."
Singo Bsar- "Be ready to rock when you hear our songs!"
We also have multiple harps and drums for sale on the corner of Assyria.
We have fine paintings painted with berries for sale in Babylon along with expensive fountains.
-Wheel/chariot (Great for entertainment)
-Seeder Plow (very helpful to our farmers)
-Time (so helpful for those sleep-in days!)
Wheel- This invention is so fun and entertaining! its got our younger generation hurrying when their favorite chariot rider wins! It is also great for transportation!
Sailboat- This invention helps our merchants and traders transport goods from place to place!
Writing- This invention is amazingly helpful for everyone! it helps us write our newspaper, it helps merchants take inventory, and it teaches our young minds!
Seeder Plow- This invention helps our farmers get crops for us even faster!
Time- Come on, who doesn't enjoy this amazing invention? It keeps us on track and on time!
Are you a farmer? Are you good at plowing? Then come to Humda for a farmer job! It pays 5 minas of sliver a month! Like a good neighbor, Bait Farm is there!
Do you like the new Itree 5C?? Come work for Ooku selling them! Contact Ooku at the Gate of Ishtar in Baybylon.