Zach Cohrs a.k.a God

He conquered the world at birth.

Zach is the best thing to happen on this Earth.

Zach was born from the sun on March 5, 0000. When he was born, the stars aligned and created Earth. The human race was created when Zach laughed. When he blinked, the air was made. Everytime he went to sleep, the universe expanded. Every step he took, the human race grew. The picture shown is Zach's birth picture. The evolution theory is wrong. It was all Zach.

Zach Cohrs is all that is man!