The dude with the food
Local hero saves fictional town
________________young hero celebrated________________
by: Jimmy Nutrin
Guy Fieri traped in a cave for three days, survived on his own pants
___american food connoisseur eats his own pants to survive___
By: dookie newcomb
food show host over spring break gets trapped in a cave with nothing to eat. when he was found with minor injures and no pants. he was interviewed by our lead journilist, julius shreker.
Julius " so, Guy, why did you eat your own pants?"
Guy " well, uh, i this story is continued on page 56