Vacation spot

Why YOU should visit Canada...

With its' rolling green hills, and free healthcare, Canada is the way to go when it comes to tourism! Why visit America, with the NSA spying on you every second, and the heart attack causing cheeseburgers around every corner. Mexico isn't all that great either with the permanent 105 degree weather and the Mexican drug cartels waiting to kill you if you so much as look at them funny. Canada on the other hand has beautiful, cool weather, and heart attack causing cheeseburgers only once in every city! Whether you came for tourism, or hunting down someone whose wronged you in the past, Canada is the place to be!