Youngstonium
Safety And Data Sheet
Basic Facts
- Symbol - Y
- Atomic Mass - 58 kg
- Discovered by: Steve and Elizabeth Young in Dallas, Texas
- Occurrence: found in the streets and school; well distributed and found in abundance
Physical Properties
- Surface Properties include brown hair with brown eyes and tan skin
- Boils when people take things too seriously
- Melts when everything is laid back
- Can cause happiness if there is no homework
- Specimens can be found in various states: Happy if it is summer and/or the weekend... Sad when school starts... Focused when procrastination is involved
Chemical Properties
- Is repelled by nothing, absolutely nothing.
- Is attracted to the weekend, summer, and freedom
- May explode spontaneously if yelled at for no reason
- Requires copious amounts of food and freedom
- Is inert if travelling or with friends
- Will repel people not wanting fun
- Is impervious to terrible liars