Turtle Shell 3000
Are you being punched and beat up?
We are so good, if you meet a bully, instead of him beating, you up you would win and escape. Also, its so good you can deflect a punch by a gorilla.
Its not a lie!
Even the famous Michael Gilliland wears it!
Mario wears it!
Mario wears his turtle shell through long and dangerous journeys.
It's very comfortable!
It is soft and smooth.