Turtle Shell 3000
only $300.99
Are you being punched and beat up?
Well then you need the turtle shell 3000. It changes your life and you cant live without it.
We are so good, if you meet a bully, instead of him beating, you up you would win and escape. Also, its so good you can deflect a punch by a gorilla.
Its not a lie!
Even the famous Michael Gilliland wears it!
Mario wears it!
Mario wears his turtle shell through long and dangerous journeys.
It's very comfortable!
It is soft and smooth.